7 Aug 2017

Session 18 - The Abbey of St. Markovia

4th Day of the 4th Quarter of the Moon of Songs, Season of Wines, Year 766.

Days in Barovia: 7. The moon waxes gibbous.


A Broad Church

“It strikes me that we’ve only been here for a bloody week,” Dickie said, as the tolling of the bells faded.

Cornelius, burdened with Ireena’s corpse, replied somewhat defensively. “And? What are you trying to suggest here, Dickie?”

“Just that… It feels longer.”

“Things move quickly when events reach a critical turning point in the fates of worlds,” rambled Clarence. “At the nexus of fate and time prophecies interweave and the strands of reality begin to unravel. I suggest we complete our tasks here before things advance too quickly for even us to control!”

Dickie ignored the esoteric nonsense. “It’s just, more things have happened to me in this week than in… well, years of my whole life.”

“I’ve certainly killed more people,” Paris said glumly, looking regretfully at the bundle in Cornelius’ arms.

…

The switchback road climbed four hundred feet, doubling back and forth along the cliff face, rising through the mist to the wide ledge on which the abbey was constructed. The rocky earth and small trees were lightly dusted with snow. Ahead, the gravel road passed between two small stone outbuildings, flanked by a low stone-and-mortar wall. The path was blocked by iron gates on rusted hinges.

Through the gates, the stone abbey stood quiet. Two wings were joined by a tall curtain wall; the roof of the closer north wing housed a belfry, and a chimney billowed grey smoke from within.

A guttural, braying snoring came from one of the outhouses. As Dickie started to push the gates, they resisted with a squeal of rusted metal. The snoring halted- Dickie stopped pushing the gate, and the snoring resumed.

“You know Dickie, I think it might be better if we just hop over the wall,” Cornelius said in hushed tones.

“Good suggestion m’lord. These gates are clearly not in a suitable condition for a building of important civic purpose.”

“Indeed, indeed. We’ll have to get them replaced when we rule here. Paris, Clarence, do you need a hand up over the wall?”

“Oh no no,” Paris said confidently, “I’ve hopped over many a wall in my time.” The foppish wizard flourished his hands, ran at the wall and vaulted over it in a smooth motion. His comrades joined him, Cornelius and Dickie managing to get the body of Ireena over without difficulty.

They found themselves stood in a graveyard in the shadow of the north wing. Ancient gravestones burst from a thin crust of snow in the yard. Beyond the low wall to their right, the ground fell away four hundred feet to the mist-shrouded village below; a breathtaking view.

Cornelius’ eye was drawn to one of the grave markers; in the stone there was a familiar looking indentation, the symbol of the sun, which matched the medallion of the Morninglord he had been gifted by Father Petrovich in Vallaki. Engraved beneath the indentation was the name “Petrovna”.

“Doesn’t mean anything to me,” Cornelius muttered, seeing if the holy symbol matched the indentation. It fitted perfectly; seamlessly; and once so placed, he could not seem to pull it out. A ray of sunlight broke through the clouds, illuminating the holy symbol now affixed to the gravestone. The mist at Cornelius’ feet shied away from the sunlight, and something glittered in the dirt.

“Dickie, come over here.” His manservant was at his side in an instant. “I appear to have gotten my holy symbol somewhat wedged in this gravestone. By any chance would you happen to have a chisel and hammer, so you could extract the thing?”

“Err, perhaps m’lord, but what’s that by your feet?”

“Oh!” Cornelius noticed the glitter. “What is that?” Amidst the loose, rocky topsoil was a gold ring with a small orange garnet. Cornelius put the ring on. Immediately, the chill of the mountain air fled from his flesh, and he was warmed as if stood in the summer’s sun. “Hmm. Just got a little warmed, don’t you think Dicky?”

The manservant shrugged. “Can’t say I’m feeling it myself.”

“I’m freezing,” Paris contributed.

“Well maybe it’s just that I’ve made a lot more effort, carrying Ireena up here, while you’re barely burdened at all.”

“As you say, m’lord,” said Dickie, still carrying Cornelius’ supplies as well as his own, including three tents long since rendered obsolete by the Golden Bully Hut.

“Dickie, another question for you,” said Cornelius, asking bluntly “you’re familiar with crime, aren’t you?”

“I have some experience in that area.”

“Good. So, thing ring I’m wearing- it was on top of the grave, not in the grave, so it doesn’t count as grave robbing, correct?”

“What with the ray of light and all, I’d say it’s a blessing from the Morninglord.”

“I like that thinking! Now get to work with the chisel.”

A shivering Paris asked Dickie whether he was able to turn a dead animal into a nice fur coat, and Dickie informed him that although he was named Tanner, he was not, by trade, a tanner. This sparked some debate as to the purpose of names, and indeed what in fact a Digby was. Paris insisted that noblemen didn’t have to have trades as family names; the rest of them were surprised by these new claims of aristocratic heritage, and a blushing Paris insisted that even if he was an orphan who held no lands or titles you could tell he was of noble stock by his bearing.

As Cornelius, Clarence and Paris discussed whether they should bury Ireena in the graveyard or find somewhere else to enshrine her, Dickie investigated the snoring coming from the outhouse. Within the small structure he found a creature sleeping soundly, curled up on the floor. It looked like a dwarf, with patches of donkey flesh covering its face and body. It had one human ear, but one wolfs’ ear, and the protruding snout and fangs of a wolf as well. The hands and arms appeared human, if stunted, but the feet were leonine and it had a donkey’s tail. Next to the creature was a shovel.

Dickie backed away quietly. In the other outhouse was another strange amalgam of man and beast; female, also sleeping, holding a shovel like a doll. This one had patches of lizards’ scales, and tufts of wolfs’ fur, and hands that resembled cats’ paws, and would stand less than five feet tall. The rest of her was covered by a grey woollen cloak.

Dickie stealthily returned to his companions. “Something is very, very wrong here. Inside those gatehouses are things I would… Not… Strictly describe as human.”

“An undead?” Clarence asked.

“It looks like someone tried to make something out of a donkey, a wolf, and… a dwarf, you know, a little person. And the other one is like a cat-lizard-midget.”

Paris grimaced and made sounds of disgust. Cornelius asked Dickie if he’d been drinking. The manservant was probably confused, those people were likely just scruffy peasants. After some discussion they decided to entreat with the creatures.

The wolf-snouted, lion-legged creature was somewhat surprised to be woken by the Bulligndon Boys. It leapt away from them in alarm, asking in a horrible, braying voice “Hee-hu, who are you-urgh?”

Cornelius made his usual introduction, extending his hand. The creature leant in and sniffed the hand, then introduced itself as Otto, and made an unconvincing claim that he was both smart and strong. They asked to borrow his shovel, and he eagerly asked if he could bury the body, as he was a gravedigger.

The female creature had awoken and approached. “What are you doing here? You shouldn’t be here!” her voice was a growl. She chastised Otto, saying the body shouldn’t be buried but should be taken to the Abbot- it could go in “the pot”. When Cornelius asked what the pot was, Otto explained to him that it was a big pot.

The creatures were not the brightest. The female was easily bribed with food; they convinced her to go back to her guard post as the party would find the Abbot themselves. Otto was happy to start digging a grave for Ireena, “the pot” swiftly forgotten.

Two ten-foot tall reinforced wooden doors were set into the curtain wall between the two wings. To one side, a tarnished copper plaque was mounted on the wall. The plaque read: “The Abbey of St. Markovia. May her light cure all illness.”

“This place is a lot less abandoned than I’d previously believed it to be,” Cornelius said.

“Quite. I’m wondering where Rudolph has run off to,” Clarence replied.

A concerned Paris said “He could’ve been turned into a half-donkey thing for all we know. Do you think it’s catching?”

Cornelius found a handkerchief and held it to his mouth in a precautionary measure. “Well, we’d better go save him.”

The doors were unlocked. From behind came a sound like the flapping of wings. As they pushed the doors open, swirling fog escaped from the courtyard within. A large well, with rope and bucket, stood in the centre of the yard. Along the perimeter, tucked under the overhanging wall, were stone sheds with padlocked doors, and shallow alcoves holding horse troughs. Doors led north and east to the abbey’s two wings.

 A wooden post pounded into the earth was connected by a long chain to a short humanoid with bat wings and spider mandibles. The creature fluttered into the air, but the chain jerked it back and as the Bullingdon Boys came in it landed on the ground, cowering away from them.

“That is disgusting,” Paris said, as Dickie put his hand on his sword. Cornelius put a hand on his arm.

“Let’s just… Go over here,” Cornelius said, walking towards the belfried wing, giving the bat-spider-creature a wide berth, his companions in tow. The northern door was unlocked. He pushed it open, and entered.


Creatures Of Habit

The gentle, beautiful music of a lone viol trickled down from above. The room- the main hall- was large, spacious, lit through arched glass windows. In the lit hearth a cauldron sat on an iron rack, and above the fireplace hung a golden disk engraved with the symbol of the sun. A long wooden table stretched the length of the room, holding wooden plates and golden candelabras.

A woman stood behind the table. Her skin was alabaster, and the red dress she wore was torn and soiled. Her auburn hair was neatly bundled so as not to touch her soft shoulders. She appeared lost in her thoughts, until her hand was gently taken by a perfectly handsome young man in a brown monk’s habit. A painted wooden holy symbol depicting the sun hung from his neck. He moved with saintly grace.

“Ah, a fellow servant of the light!” said Cornelius, extending a hand. “Greetings, my friend!”

The man strode forward gracefully and clamped a hand on Cornelius’ shoulder. “Greetings, Cornelius.”

“Ah, um, have we met before?”

“We have not.”

“So, you must have heard the exploits of the amazing Bullingdon Boys?”

The man smiled mischievously. “Yes. Something like that.”

This, it transpired, was the Abbot. Cornelius told him that they had come to bury a body, which surprised the Abbot, who told them he had performed miracles of resurrection for the townsfolk occasionally. Cornelius didn’t think Ireena would want to come back.

The Abbot was happy to converse with the Bullingdon Boys. When asked about the strange residents of the Abbey, He explained that he had come to Barovia to return the light of the Morninglord to the dark land. When he arrived, the abbey was being used as an asylum, and although his mission was serious he could not turn his back and refuse some charity to the poor creatures there.

The Belviews had suffered the double stigma of inbreeding and family-wide exposure to leprosy. For a time, there had been little he could do for them: caring for their flesh and spirit as best he could as they descended into madness and death. But then, he was visited by a nobleman who brought strange texts, knowledge of alchemy and chemistry and surgery, he claimed to have uncovered in the temple of a faceless god of secrets.

The Belview patriarch first asked him to replace his missing flesh. While the abbot could not return him to his natural form, the new knowledge he had allowed him to fulfil his wishes: and once the deed was done, Belview was much happier, and all of his kin requested the same treatment.

To the Abbot’s sorrow, this was only a temporary fix, as it did not slow the deterioration of their minds; they were, regrettably, quite insane, and it was better for them to be kept up in the abbey in isolation, while the Abbot did what he could for them.

At the mention of a temple to a faceless god, Clarence’s attention had perked. “How did you stabilize the transplanted organs via splicing of the external material?”

The abbot, smiling, replied, “All with a little help from the Morninglord.”

Paris asked why animal parts, not people, and the Abbot explained that it was all he could do; at the time, he was still new to the art. As the Abbot explained, Paris’ attention was naturally drawn to the woman at his side. But as he looked, he saw under the pale powder applied to her skin there were seams running along the flesh, long rows of stitches running across the body.

“Who is this… lady, if you don’t mind me asking?”

“This is the Lady Vasilika,” the Abbot told Paris. “Vasilika, say hello.”

Her mouth opened but no words escaped, only a strange grunting.

“Very nice to meet you too!” Paris replied cordially.

Cornelius pointed out the speech impediment, and the Abbot told them how he was unfortunately yet to find a fresh tongue for her.

“Cornelius, tell me- would you like to know how I intend to drive the darkness from this land?”

“If you would also like to hear how we intend to drive the darkness away. But you came first, let’s hear your plan. We’ve only been here a week- I’m sure we’ve achieved little compared to you.” Cornelius winked

The Abbot smiled and said “I think I can guess your approach. Hopefully I can educate you.” He paused in contemplation. “Strahd von Zarovich, the vampire lord, is bound to this land. He cannot truly die here; nor can his curse be ended with death. Have you met Strahd?”

“We’ve crossed paths a couple of times,” Cornelius said.

The Abbot nodded. “I myself have spoken to him; in fact, it was he in disguise as a nobleman who delivered the arcane texts to me. He is a miserable creature. Truly, truly miserable. Tragic. And the only way to alleviate his suffering is to bring him happiness. To that end I have created a perfect bride for Strahd, in the image of his lost love, and I intend her immortal frame to keep the undying lord of Barovia company and bring him happiness- eternally. If he is happy, the light will return to Barovia.”

“Well, that’s a bit different from out plan,” Cornelius admitted.

Paris asked if the Lady Vasilika had any choice in the matter. This prompted some heated debate, which the Abbot weathered patiently, as to the importance of free will, the difference between the Abbot’s work and necromancy, whether you should condone necessary evils; was the construct a person, and what were the moral implications of giving Strahd a thing for his pleasure? Why would you even want make Strahd happy?

“Because it will allow the Morninglord’s light to glow once again in Barovia and lift the oppression of the people,” the Abbot explained again calmly.

“Well, our idea is to kill him, and I think that’s much better,” blustered Paris.

“I’m not surprised, although I am a little disappointed.”

“Our plan is a lot more complex than just to kill him,” Cornelius explained, “there are many stages. Frist, we must find a witch, who flies around the country in a dragon’s skull. Then, we go to a mystical shrine and recover a powerful sword of magic from a pile of amber, and…”

“Do go on.”

“Then, with the dragon skull and the magical sword, we…” Cornelius turned to his companions.

“There’s something about a hermit,” Clarence prompted. Cornelius turned back to the Abbot.

“There’s something about a hermit as well. Look, we’ve not got all of the details ironed out yet. But we’re going to recover a number of powerful artefacts, and take the fight to Strahd, banishing his soul forever, or something.”

“What we don’t do is sacrifice the entire existence of innocent young women!” Paris said, then remembering, Ireena, “Oh. On purpose!”

“She went willingly, Paris.”

The Abbot said “I’ve sacrificed no young women. That is not my intention at all.”

Paris was not content. “You’re forcing this woman with no apparent free will to spend eternity with a horrible vampire.”

“When you could just gather a number of esoteric magical artefacts and kill him!” Cornelius added.

The Abbot was unabashed. That had been his plan, too, until he found a better path. Vasilika had been created with a single purpose, and to deny her that purpose would be the crueller act.

“I fear you have been deluded,” Cornelius accused, “or perhaps infected by Strahd’s magic.”

“I think he’s quite mad, and we should put this poor woman out of her misery!” said Paris.

The abbot’s face grew stern, and he threw a protective arm between Vasilika and the Bully Boys. “Now now, don’t be impolite.”

“I’m sure what Paris meant was putting her out of her misery by breaking off her engagement to Strahd,” Cornelius recovered, not wanting to escalate the strange situation.

“I’m sorry, but I won’t allow you to hurt Vasilika. I won’t allow you to ruin the work I have done here.”

“Abbot, yours is a plan for appeasement, not true action. I knew people like you back in Saxonia. Give the peasants a little bit of what they want, they said. They’ll calm down if they have food, they said. But you give an inch, and they take a mile! We can’t let Strahd get anything he wants. We must defeat him, plain and simple, so that the Morninglord may rule over Barovia once more!”

Inside Paris’ mind, Clarence’s voice said “Imagine what we could do with such power! Over life and death!”

“Clarence, I’m beginning to worry that you might be evil,” Paris replied out loud.

At Paris’ words, the Abbot studied Clarence with piercing scrutiny. Paris, Cornelius and Clarence felt a faint emission of magic from the man, although he did not move his hands or mouth or touch his holy symbol- the things that they would correlate with spellcasting.

“Cornelius, your brother walks a dark path,” the Abbot said, still staring at Clarence. “There is a taint about him.”

“Look, just because Clarence has some strange ideas and occasionally goes off on one about the infinite power of the universe or whatever, doesn’t mean he’s evil. He’s just… misguided. But he’s in the company of the Bullingdon Boys and he won’t put a foot wrong while we’re together.”

The Abbot suggested that Cornelius give up his fight against Strahd and look to bringing his brother back to the light; Cornelius did not appreciate the suggestion. The Abbot did not push the issue, and said he wouldn’t oppose them in their quest, even if he thought it erroneous.

Clarence asked the Abbot if he could study his alchemical texts, but the Abbot denied him, claiming that he didn’t trust Clarence with the knowledge, and even if he did the Bullingdon’s mind would likely not be able to comprehend the contents. Clarence did not take kindly to that at all.

Paris enquired as to where the body parts to create Vasilika had come from; the Abbot assured him it was from dead bodies only. Cornelius asked if the collection of these body parts had anything to do with “the pot”, which reminded the Abbot of something. He called upstairs “Clovin! It’s feeding time!” and the gentle music stopped, then the bell rang out half a dozen times.

The ringing bell was joined by discordant cries of “Food! Food!” from the courtyard and the residential wing beyond. A creature descended from the belfry- another one of the Abbot’s vivisections, one foot a bear’s paw, a crab pincer for one hand, his head goat-featured… and a second head, smaller, soft featured, awkwardly growing next to the first.

Clovin reached the bottom of the stairs. He looked at the party, then at the Abbot; then, swaying slightly, he moved to the hearth and lifted the cauldron down. Ignorning the others in the room, he dragged the cauldron, muttering about “letting them all starve”.

The Abbot explained that some of the unusable scraps of his work were thrown in to the pot to nourish the Belviews. Unfortunate, but a necessity given that the narrow cliff path didn’t allow for deliveries, not that the villagers would trade with them, not that they had anything to trade. There were around sixty inmates and the abbey garden could not provide enough for them all.

Clarence asked the Abbot if they were free to look around the abbey. He saw no harm in it, but asked them not to disturb any the inmates, and warned them of a guardian, there for the inmates own protection. A previous attempt at creating something like Vasilika. They should be safe as long as they were with his manservant, Clovin.

As Clarence moved to the descending staircase the Abbot said “That’s the cellar- which you are free to look at, of course.” The stone steps lead into a cool room containing barrels of wine, and a long rack of bottles. The wizard  began searching fervently for any hidden doors or compartments that may lead to the Abbot’s books; he found none, but did discover a scroll, rolled up in an empty wine bottle, which held a spell that would conjure a mighty feast.

Having thoroughly explored the cellar, the Bully Boys moved back up to the hall, smiling awkwardly at the Abbot as they then ascended to the Belfry. A black shroud covered a humanoid shape on an old wooden table, and on the other side of the room a cot heaped with furs was surrounded by empty wine bottles. Next to the cot was a chair and viol.

Dickie drew back the shroud to reveal discarded pieces of chopped up body parts, cold, grey, lifeless, female, waiting to be stitched together into something horrid. He backed away, gagging.

“This man has a serious woman problem,” Paris stated.

“He doesn’t seem terribly healthy about it. Nonetheless, he’s doing great work.”

“Is he doing great work, Clarence?” Cornelius asked, scathingly.

In hushed tones, Dickie warned “He can probably hear us.”

“Well maybe we want him to hear us! Maybe we should do to him what we did to Baron Vallakovich!”

“You mean, save him from an unfortunate accident?”

“Um… Maybe we should do to him, what we did to Lady Wachter!”

“You mean, deliver him into the arms of true justice provided by the Barovian legal system?”

“Fine! Maybe we should do to him what we did to Ernst Larnak!” Cornelius paused, and the Bullingdon Boys reflected on their slaying of Lady Wachter’s spy. “We need to put a stop to this madness now, and that man is so deluded I don’t think he’ll listen to reason.”

Dickie suggested they find Van Richten first- he’d probably know what to do. Clarence started digging around looking for the books again, and managed to convince Paris to help him. Taking the books would put an end to the Abbot’s awful experiments and he would help Paris assist Vasilika if they did find them. But the books were not in the belfry, not under the stinking furs in the cot or amongst the body parts on the table.

The Bullingdon Boys headed out of the belfry onto the curtain wall. In the courtyard fifteen feet below, Clovin had just reached the other wing, having been dealing out slops to those creatures of his family housed in the sheds.
Clarence hailed him from above, asking about the guardian. Clovin barked back that they should be fine if they were with him, but the guardian may try to throw them in with the inmates if it thought they were trying to escape.


The Hand That Feeds

They entered the east wing from the wall, entering an old and decrepit office space. Stairs led down, and a door led into further rooms. Above the cries of “Food!” from below the sound of sobbing came from somewhere on this floor; the Bully Boys ignored the noise, for now, and went downstairs to find Clovin with the cauldron at the end of a dark passage heading into the building.

The corridor was full of unnatural whispers, mad laughter, and bestial odours; and overwhelmingly cries of “Food! Food!” The voices called from behind heavy doors lining the walls.

With heavy footsteps a large figure approached from the far end of the corridor. Clovin looked up at it. “The Abbot says their allowed to be here.” The figure was a looming stitchwork of dead human parts, massive and monstrous, with strange intelligence in its eyes: a golem made of flesh. It stood next to Clovin as he unlocked the first door.

Monstrous hands were thrust out of the door holding wooden bowls. Clovin slopped stew from the pot into the bowls, which were then retracted. The door was shut and locked.

The next room, Dickie edged his way next to the flesh golem to look into the room. It was packed wall to wall with mongrelfolk wallowing in their own filth, the floor strewn with gnawed misshapen bones that looked as if they had come from their own. These only had a few bowls between them, and they fought each other to get the slop.

And so it went through the eight rooms of the asylum. In one, four mongrelfolk brawled over a lone bowl while a fifth watched, cackling, from behind a statue of a saintly woman; eventually, one was victorious and was fed, then the door was slammed shut.

In another, a group of mongrelfolk chanted something spell-like: “Magic make the bell to ring, then to us our dinner bring! Now we cast our magic spell, food will come with ring of bell!” Paris assured Cornelius that it wasn’t a real spell.

As the door to the fourth room was opened a group of hungy, silent, staring Belviews rushed at Clovin, but the golem interceded and threw them back. They were not fed.

Another room held capering, dancing, singing mongrelfolk, the leader holding a gold statue, singing “The devil dwells in his dark house upon the misty pillar! First he’ll taste her sweet sweet blood, then he’ll have to kill her!” They danced their way to the door, producing wooden bowls.

The last room held half a dozen mongrelfolk fighting over a bronze candlestick, but they stopped when the food arrived, scampering over hungrily.

With some relief, Dickie noted that Van Richten did not appear to have been thrown in with the Belviews. As Clovin began dragging the two-thirds empty cauldron back down the corridor, and the golem took up a position guarding the far door, the manservant asked him what was upstairs.

“It’s where the Abbot does his work,” the two-headed creature replied.

The Bully Boys went upstairs. The sobbing sound still persisted, and they followed it into a hospital room of wrought-iron beds with rotting mattresses. Leading from this room were three doors, each labelled with a plaque: operating room, nursery, and morgue. The weeping came from the operating room.

Blood stained rivulets were carved into the floor, leading past a wooden bucket holding body parts and a metal trolley holding sharp tools, to an operating table where a creature lay weeping; sobbing, shuddering, heaving breaths. It lay turned away from them, its right arm replaced by the black wing of a raven, spread to cover itself. One leg, still human, was entwined by a squid like tentacle replacing the other. As they entered, the creature turned its head, revealing a cluster of bifurcated eyes above an awful, spider-like mandible, marring the left side of the face. It stared at them in madness… Then, recognition dawned in the human eye.

The creature before them was- or had been- Rudolph Van Richten.

“What have they done to you?” Dickie muttered.

Van Richten struggled to splutter words through his disfigured mouth. “The Abbot… his, his wroth… like nothing I’ve ever seen… Do not anger him…” the monster hunter stretched his human hand towards Cornelius. “My ring, Cornelius. My ring! On my, on my finger.”

“This is your ring?” Cornelius asked, flourishing the ring he had found on the grave; Van Richten looked confusedly at him. In the bucket of severed parts Dickie found Van Richten’s other hand, and on one finger was a ring. The manservant worked the jewellery off the dead flesh, and put it on to Van Richten’s living hand. As he did so, the ring vanished.

“Good,” Van Richten croaked, just above a whisper. “Cornelius, when it is done you must… you must wear the ring. Promise. Promise me!”

“Yes, Rudolph, I will wear the ring. But, when what’s done?”

The eyes, one human, the others monstrous, stared beseechingly at Cornelius. “Please. Kill me.”

“Dickie. The Bullingdon rapier.”

Ceremoniously, Dickie passed Cornelius the sword. His younger brother held up a hand in pause. “Wait. What was the rest of your plan to kill Strahd?”

“Wear the ring,” Van Richten coughed.

“I will wear the ring for you, Rudolph. But Clarence raises an important question- we were a bit muddled earlier trying to explain to the Abbot what exactly we were intending to do to defeat Strahd.”

Van Richten’s face was a mask of pain. “You’ll know. All will be revealed. Please, end this.”

“Oh, just do it!” Paris cried. “We should have got here earlier.”

“We’re sorry it had to end this way,” Dickie said gently.

Cornelius raised the Rapier. “Now, if I can remember where the heart is…” and the blade thrust into Van Richten’s chest, about four inches to the side of his heart. “Morninglord be with you, my friend,” Cornelius intoned, leaning his weight into the blade and closing his eyes in prayer. Van Richten writhed in agony, squealing.

Dickie surreptitiously reached over and drew the blade of his dagger across Van Richten’s throat, and the man fell still at last. Cornelius closed his one human eye, and with his touch the body began to glow with soft, gentle light.

“Dickie, pass me the ring.” The manservant did as told; the ring had reappeared as Van Richten died. Cornelius slipped it onto his own finger, and it once again was disappeared: invisible, but he could feel it still. A voice appeared in Cornelius’ head; familiar nasal tones.

"Well that was about the most unpleasant experience of my life,” said Rudolph Van Richten.“So. Things haven’t quite gone to plan.”


31 Jul 2017

Session 17 - The Shrine of the White Sun

3rd Day of the 4th Quarter of the Moon of Songs, Season of Wines, Year 766.

Days in Barovia: 6. The moon waxes gibbous.


Gatecrashers

As the vampire ex-adventurer made his offer, Dickie thumbed the necklace of prayer beads with one hand; as he focussed, one of the aquamarine beads crumbled into dust as its divine energy was released, infusing Dickie and both Bullingdon brothers with a holy warmth. With his other hand, the manservant hurled a flask at the archer in the shadows. The vampire threw up its arms and the flask shattered upon it, coating it in glistening, flammable oil.

“Light the bastard up!” Dickie shouted, in one motion drawing his sword, turning back around and stepping towards the moustachioed vampire. Paris clicked his fingers, and a magical spark ignited the oil; the vampire’s cloak and leathers engulfed in flame. “How about that for the light of the Morninglord?”

The spiked vampire knight roared gutturally and charged towards the Bullingdon Boys, closing on Clarence, trying to wrestle him close and pull him into the spines on his armour. Clarence managed to slip away from his grasp but the spikes still ripped at his robes and flesh; Clarence, stumbling back, encased himself in an arcane armour of crackling frost.

At a gesture from the vampire in front of him, a crown of jagged iron appeared around Dickie’s head, and his mind was filled with wrath. With preternatural speed the creature of the night stepped away from Dickie and circled around the Bully Boys to the protection of its allies. Paris, recognizing the iron crown from earlier that day, backed away from the enchanted manservant.

Cornelius, who had been carrying Ireena, had let her to the floor. He pushed the wooden stake taken from Van Richten’s wagon into her hands, saying “Defend yourself with this!” before launching himself at the vampire attacking his brother, flailing fists finding their way past the spikes.

While the fires consumed the cloth of the archer’s clothes, the flesh that burnt and seared regrew as quickly as it was consumed. Even aflame, the creature was able to knock an arrow, and Paris was struck; the long ebony shaft protruding absurdly from his elegant robes.

“Bloody vampires! Bloody wizard vampires!” Dickie shouted, frothing slightly, charging after his enchanter; not the reaction the wizard vampire expected, and the Bullingdon rapier flashed towards the creature’s face. Dickie’s assault broke the vampire’s concentration and the jagged crown disappeared, although Dickie’s fury seemed unaffected by the change.

The spiked knight attacked Cornelius and Clarence with reckless abandon, but Cornelius invoked his divine power in a warding flare that diverted the attack. When a spiked gauntlet crunched into Clarence, the young Bullingdon was unperturbed- with a cold white flash his arcane armour responded to the assault, icy magic blasting the assailant.

“And you always complained when I tried to wrestle with you, Clarence!” Cornelius quipped as his brother again evaded the reaching grasp of the armoured vampire.

Clarence called over to the vampire wizard, “Pick on someone of your own magical calibre!” and to demonstrate, summoned his eldritch energy to blast the knight before him.

“I don’t think so,” the wizard retorted, snapping his fingers, focussing his magic to quench Clarence’s assault; but his spell in turn failed- “What?!”- as the bronze left hand within Clarence’s robes absorbed its power.

“I thank you for the gift that you have given me- I’ll make sure to return it to your friend!” Clarence cackled, channelling his arcane energy into the vampire in front of him. The armoured figure was pummelled down to one knee and let out a rattling gasp. A hand shakily went to its head, but Cornelius stepped forward and ripped the spiked helm clear off, throwing it aside: Cornelius grabbed the head and brought it down onto his knee, and there was a sickening crunch, and the thing went limp.

“They have the girl – take her!” shouted the archer as it threw off the flaming cloak. One hand held the bow and the other drew forth a long, wicked dagger, and it started towards Ireena, but Cornelius intercepted him. A gnarled Bullingdon fist slammed into a jaw, which was thrown out of joint, but snapped back immediately; the long dagger flashed and sliced at Cornelius, and with a flourish the clean metal was suddenly coated with a black, viscous liquid.

The wizard, fuming, stepped back from Dickie, flinging out a hand: a shimmering green arrow streaked towards the manservant who was nimbly able to avoid the magical projectile, which splashed into the cobbles. The stones hissed and bubbled as Dicky laughed madly in the vampire’s face.

The cobbles then jump and shook as Paris caused the earth itself to tremor; the undead caster tumbled to the ground, but Dickie kept his feet as the street they stood upon was churned into a mess of stone. The manservant strode across the broken cobbles to the prone wizard. “You hurt the people. You hunt my friends. You try to mess with my head. I’ll kill you. I’ll bloody kill you! Again, and again, and again!”

He smashed a vial down onto the vampire at his feet, which hissed and cried as the holy water splashed over its flesh, then thrust at the creature with his rapier as it squirmed. “Just go,” it managed to cry to its companion, “Tell the master she is free!”

Afraid the archer may escape, Paris turned, flourishing his wand. “Freeze!” he shouted, firing a ray of frost at the vampire. Since acquiring the wand from Lady Wachter, Paris’ attempts to use it had not always been successful: the beam often going astray, sending lines of frost up walls or freezing patches of grass instead of his foes. Not so this time: the bolt of cold energy threw the vampire back as it was struck full in the face. “Yes! Paris Digby, master of ice!” he shouted.

Cornelius followed this up with a flurry of punches, pummelling the vampire relentlessly; it tried to pull away, but he grabbed it and pulled it back into another punch; it collapsed, sagging, and Cornelius continued to smash it with his fists until only a bloody, unmoving wreck remained.

Where Dickie’s rapier struck the remaining vampire, the flesh did not reknit as the holy water supressed its unholy regeneration; in desperation, the creature cast a spell, and momentarily shrouded in silvery mist… vanished. Dickie, startled, looked about, and noticed a flicker of movement in the darkness outside of the town’s gate. “You don’t get away!” he shouted, charging towards the movement, “You die, here and now!”

Paris, Clarence and Cornelius followed the screaming manservant as he ran out of the gate. “Dickie! Dickie, this is not behaviour becoming of a high class valet!” Cornelius shouted, then, catching sight of Dickie’s quarry, showed his athletic prowess in closing the gap and throwing a diving punch that staggered the escaping vampire: the Bullingdon fist followed by a Bullingdon blast from Clarence, searing eldritch energy dealing the killing blow. As the body fell, Dickie furiously stabbed his rapier into it, over and over again.

“Get Ireena and lets leave!” Cornelius shouted back to Paris and Clarence, still within the boundary of the town. Dickie, in a moment of thief’s clarity, added “Search the bodies!”

“Well I’d search this body, Dickie, but you’ve poked it full of holes!”

From the corpse of the archer, Dickie took the black longbow, the envenomed dagger – blade now clean metal once again – and the slightly singed, wide brimmed hat. On the wizard, Paris found a magical focus: an orb he determined capable of arcane alchemy, changing the nature of a caster’s spells. Clarence thumbed through the wizard’s spellbook but found nothing he could transcribe to his tome.

Ireena was cowering on the cobbles where Cornelius had left her, clutching the stake. “Did, did he escape? Do I need to go back to the church?”

Dickie growled at her “He’s dead. Forever.”

Cornelius suggested they get away from Vallaki post-haste, and have Paris summon the Golden Bully Hut so they could rest. Dickie especially seemed in need of a calm down.


Go West

On the Old Svalich Road once again, they headed west, as they had when they left on Victor Vallakovich’s ‘field trip’ days earlier.

They travelled swiftly on the road, Cornelius’ light illuminating their way, until they passed over the Luna River and reached the crossroads. Gentle rain began to fall and distant thunder rumbled, and Paris summoned the golden bully hut. Dickie lay down with his new hat over his face, and fell asleep immediately.

Cornelius espoused the virtues of the Bully Hut to Ireena as Paris completed his conjuring. She was very impressed, although confused as to why they were only showing her now; they had slept in tents on the trip from Barovia to Vallaki.

Safe within the hut, the night passed without incident. Come the morning, Cornelius woke everyone, tried to lead them in morning prayers and demanded eggs cooked “sunny side up”. 

The steady rain washed the road with mud. They trudged through the grey morning for long uneventful hours, finally reaching the side road to Krezk around midday. The broad branched north, and climbed a rocky escarpment, ending at a gatehouse built into a high stone wall reinforced with buttresses. The wall enclosed a settlement on the side of a snow-dusted mountain spur. The tops of snow covered pines and thin, white wisps of smoke were visible from within.

The somber tolling of a bell came from a stone abbey clinging to the mountainside high above the settlement; the steady chime was almost inviting, a pleasant change from the silence of the road, the oppressive fog and rain. It appeared that a switchback road clung to the cliffs, leading up to the abbey from the town.

The air up here was colder than in the valley below. Two square towers flanked the stone archway in the wall, in which a pair of massive, ironbound wooden doors stood closed. KREZK was carved into the arch above the doors.

Atop the parapet four men in fur hats, clutching spears, watched the approach of the Bullingdon Boys nervously.

“Everyone put on your charming faces,” Dickie said quietly.

Cornelius turned to his wizard. “Paris, perhaps you’d like to announce us?”

“Well hello there!” Paris boomed up to the guards. One shouted in reply, “Who are you?” as another began to disappeared behind the wall, presumably climbing down.

“I? I am Paris Digby, mighty wizard, famed across Barovia for my magical prowess.”

“And who are you travelling with, Paris?” Cornelius prompted.

“And, er, this is our fearless leader, Cornelius Pfeffil Bullingdon the third. And his brother, who is also a wizard. And his manservant Dickie.”

“You forgot his titles,” Clarence reminded him. Dickie jerked his head at Ireena, who Paris had forgotten to mention.

“Oh and this, er, this is a… cousin of ours…”

“A cousin of ours?” Clarence whispered.

“I don’t want to reveal her identity,” Paris muttered back, “they could be in league with Strahd!”

“Why would they be in league with the devil?”

“This is our cousin Mary!” Paris shouted to the guards.

Ireena looked bemused. “Why have you brought me here if they are in league with the devil?”

“Err… I’m just making sure, in case… in case they’re captured and tortured later?”

“You’re getting paranoid, Paris,” Cornelius chastised. “You also neglected to mention my titles, or our accomplishments in vampire-slaying and villain-defeating. Or Morninglord-prophet-eering!”

“I think we should keep it on the low-down,” Paris said, “we’ve just massacred an entire family of nobles.”

“What?!” Ireena cried, “Who did you kill? I, I should have stayed in that church!”

Cornelius explained how the baron of Vallaki’s family had died in a tragic fire for which no one, especially not the Bully Boys, were to blame, and in fact they had tried in vain to save them, and she herself had seen the baron set upon by the mob which clearly wasn’t their fault.

“You murdered them, didn’t you,” Ireena accused him, “I shouldn’t have come with you, I should have stayed- why did I ever come with you.”

Paris said to her, “Look, Ireena, calm down. There were circumstances that we’ll explain to you later-“

“Explain them now, Paris!” Cornelius commanded.

“The whole family were in league with Strahd!”

“That doesn’t make any sense.”

“Nothing in this damn country makes any sense,” Dickie muttered.

“But, even Vargas… Surely he wouldn’t have, I mean, you never know with people but-“

“Honestly, I will explain it all later,” Paris assured her.

Meanwhile, Cornelius had turned back to the gate where the guards were staring on in confusion. “I do not believe my companion Paris introduced us adequately. We are the famous Bullingdon Boys; I am Cornelius Pfeffil-“

“Hold on, hold on, let me get up here!” A voice interrupted him. The voice’s owner, a handsome woman of middle years, appeared next to the guards looking somewhat flustered. She leant over the parapet. “Now, say it again? What’s your business here? What do you want in Krezk?”

Cornelius made his usual introductions, explaining they were at Krezk to go to the abbey and be baptized in the pool, using the power therein to defeat Strahd once and for all.

She frowned at him. “Ah… No.”

“What do you mean, “no”?”

“Well, we don’t need any truck with you vampire slayers– we don’t have any vampires in Krezk. We don’t need enemies of Strahd bringing trouble here.”

“We do not bring trouble anywhere we go!” lied Cornelius.

“You’re misinformed, anyway. No one goes up to the abbey anymore, but the pool isn’t even there. The shrine is in the town.”

“Fine! Then we shall go to the shrine in the town and we will remain here only long enough to be baptized and receive the revelation of the Morninglord.” Cornelius turned to his companions, telling them, “I forgot to mention- you’re all going to be baptized, it’ll be good for our PR.” He turned back to the gate and smiled.

“I hope it’s nothing like the Deathswine initiation,” Paris muttered ruefully.

The woman told Cornelius that they’d had adventurers come through before- foreigners- they didn’t need the trouble. Cornelius insisted they would be no trouble, dipping in and out of the pool then going on their way. Paris suggested they could pay to get into the town- receiving an elbow to the ribs from Cornelius, but this perked the woman’s interest.

“I’ll take your gold, but you’d better not cause trouble. I want you gone as soon as you visit the pool.”

The guards opened the gates and the woman descended from the wall to greet them as they entered the settlement. “I wanted to get a proper look at you. I’m Anika Krezkova, burgermeisteren of Krezk. So, your gold?” she snapped her fingers at them, and they gave up the money. “The shrine’s at the north end. I don’t know what it was you called yourself- marquis or count or whatever, but I’m in charge of this town, and you’d better remember it.”

Clarence asked her if the innkeepers from Vallaki were in the town, and she confirmed they had arrived in their wagon yesterday. They were interrupted by a woman’s screaming from one of the small cottages scattered through the settlement, and Krezkova excused herself- “Oh, she’s started-” and strode off in that direction.

They found Van Richten’s wagon parked between two pines in the middle of the settlement. Danika Matikov, who had run the Blue Water Inn, greeted them without much enthusiasm. Van Richten, she informed them, had come into the town with them hidden in the wagon- he wanted to keep a low profile. She and her family were allowed in because of their relations at the nearby winery. Van Richten was not with them- he had left before dawn to investigate the abbey.


Everything Under the Sun

The Bullingdon Boys found the Shrine of the White Sun at the north end of the town. Even under the gray skies, the large pool shimmered and sparkled. Near its shore sat an old gazebo on the verge of collapse. A wooden statue of a mournful, bare-chested man, its paint chipped and faded, stood upon a stone plinth in the gazebo with arms outstretched to the pool as if waiting to be embraced.

“Well, I am of course the prophet of the Morninglord, and although I would have liked to have a crowd I shall of course go first into the pool,” Cornelius declared, stripping naked in the cool mountain air. Ireena looked away as Cornelius stuck a powerful and commanding pose, crying up to the sky, “Morninglord! Shine your light upon me as I bask in your waters!” and he took a running dive into the pool.

As Cornelius’ head emerged from the pool, moustaches dripping, Paris conjured the sound of gentle harps. The Bullingdon scion clambered out, looking around to see if a crowd had formed: it had not. He dropped to his knees, looking up to the skies once more. “Morninglord! I will do as you ask of me. I shall take your light to the darkest places of this land, and I will clear the fog of the devil from its crevices. I take your blessing and it shall be my weapon. Dickie, get me a towel.”

“This is why you brought me here?” Ireena said, stepping towards the water. “To go swimming?”

“Are you sure we’re using it right?” Paris muttered to Dickie, who quoted from the fortune telling: “Look to the west. Find a pool blessed by the light of the white sun.”

When Ireena reached the water’s edge, an image appeared in the clear blue waters.

“Hey, no, look, we did do it right!” Paris exclaimed.

The image was a strikingly handsome man of noble visage, who for a moment the Bullingdon Boys mistook for Strahd… before realizing it was not the devil that they know. Young, and kind, and sad, with no hint of Strahd’s bitter arrogance, this was surely a strong familial resemblance. A voice spoke from the pool.

“Tatanya, my love- we can be together at last! Join me!” A ghostly hand reached up from the water’s surface.

Ireena’s hand went to her chest. “Sergei, it is you… my sweet prince.” She turned to Paris as he grabbed one of her hands, and for a moment it was as if she did not recognize him; then, she said “No, Paris, this is… this is what I want.”

“Who is Sergei?”

“He is my true love. Let me go to him.”

“If she goes with Sergei,” Cornelius whispered to Paris, “We don’t have to drag her around anymore!”

“Sergei does not live in that pool!” Paris whispered back.

“I saw Sergei when I was in the pool,” Cornelius lied, “you should definitely go with him Ireena. Paris is paranoid, he though the Vallakovichs were in league with Strahd!”

Paris didn’t release his grip on her hand.

Clarence extended his thoughts, probing the surface of Ireena’s mind, where he found something very unfamiliar; an overwhelming love mixed in deeply with a deep sadness.

Paris looked deep into her eyes, trying to see if she was enchanted or ensorcelled; he saw no sign of magical influence, and let her hand go.

“Ireena, just one more thing before you go into the pool,” Corenlius said congenially. “When you’re with your true love Sergei, you clearly won’t have very much time for governing the village of Barovia which is now yours. So perhaps you would like someone to deputise it while you’re gone? Govern the populous, collect the taxes, ensure everything is running smoothly for your return? Perhaps someone close to you, right now, maybe a marquis?”

She ignored him, whispered “Thank you!” to Paris, and reached down to the pool, clasping the ghostly hand with her own. For a moment, the Bully Boys saw a superposition of two Ireenas, as a resplendent spirit was pulled forward, out of her body, into the arms of the man within. Clarence felt her thoughts fade as the corporeal body sunk face first into the pool.

The clouds above broke, and the Shrine of the White Sun was illuminated by a pillar of sunlight. The two spirits, embraced, disappeared in the radiant glow.

“Well at least give us a reward!” Cornelius shouted at the sky. Black clouds coalesced, closing over the sun into a terrible visage of a screaming face, as a cry of utmost anguish echoed from beyond the mountain to the east.

“NO! SHE IS MINE!”

A bolt of lightning crashed from the sky with a terrible CRACK and a flash of blinding blue-white light, striking the pool, electricity arcing over Dickie and Clarence, the blast shattering the decrepit gazebo and toppling the statue.

Paris waded into the pool, grabbing the Ireena’s body. In the pool when the lightning struck, what remained of Ireena was a blackened, charred, lifeless husk.  He dragged it to the shore.

On the plinth where the statue had stood, Cornelius caught a glimpse of something glittering: he ran over to it, and on the plinth, which had been hidden by the wooden effigy, was a platinum amulet shaped like the sun, with a large crystal embedded in the centre: a holy symbol.

“Well, it looks a lot more valuable than the one I got from Vallaki,” Cornelius said as he presented the symbol to his comrades.

“But Ireena’s dead!” Paris cried from the pool.

“She has, I think, moved on to a better place,” Clarence consoled him. “I was in contact with her spirit until it departed… I think she is happier now.”

Cornelius hung the new holy symbol over his neck, hanging next to the medallion of the Morninglord Father Petrovich had gifted him.

“So… Does anyone understand what just happened?” Paris asked, morose.

“Well you’re the wizard, Paris, I thought you might know,” Cornelius replied, inspecting his new regalia.

Dickie hazarded a guess: Tatanya- someone both Strahd and this “Sergei” were in love with- her spirit was in Ireena; Sergei’s spirit was in the pool, they reunited and… Ascended, or something, so Strahd’s upset, because they’ve taken away a thing he wanted. So therefore lightning.

“This spirituality stuff’s all very complicated Paris, you probably wouldn’t understand it.”

“On the contrary, I understand it very well, I was… just testing you.”

“Right. Well, I propose go we see if there’s anything doing at the abbey then get the hell out of here,” Dickie suggested.

The Bully Boys noticed that a number of bells had begun to ring around the town wall. A group of townsfolk were approaching from the main path in the town, the stout figure of Anika Krezkova recognizable at their head. As they approached, Paris began to fret about the fact that they now had a dead body; Cornelius said they would claim the lightning killed her, which was not entirely untrue, and then take her to the abbey to be interred. He quickly threw a coat around the corpse, and lifted it in his arms.

“A tragedy has occurred, burgomeister,” Cornelius called to Krezkova.

“What have you done?” She wore long gloves and a slightly bloodied cotton apron over her thick woollen dress.

“We have done nothing, but nature herself has cast out fair- Ah, Paris, you do the talking.”

“I knew letting you foreigners in would lead to all sorts of trouble- Oh, my! You’ve destroyed the gazebo! The shrine!”

“The lightning did that,” Cornelius told her.

“You don’t understand,” Paris said. “This young woman was pursued by Strahd. We brought her here to heal her… When she entered the pool, you might have seen, Strahd’s face appeared in the sky and there was a crash of lightning.”

“But before that,” Dickie added, “a column of radiant light-“

“The light of the Morninglord!” Cornelius explained.

“As we understand it, her spirit left her body and ascended from this place. I’m not a theological man,” Dickie admitted, “but I think she found peace, and freedom from what hounded her here.”

“And the Morninglord has sent us a gift- a reward for liberating the soul of Ireena and thwarting Strahd. This holy symbol!” Cornelius raised the artefact high. Some of the guards and commoners made obsequiousness signs but the burgermeisteren was stony faced.

“So, you mean to tell me, full in the knowledge that this companion of yours was pursued by the devil- when I told you I wanted no trouble- you brought her into my town, and now you’ve destroyed our holy shrine, and you’ve killed this woman! You expect me to be happy her spirit has escaped, or whatever your manservant was talking about? My spirit hasn’t escaped! None of my townsfolk have escaped! You’ve defied the devil- is he going to come for you now? Come for us? Will he lay waste to Krezk as he laid waste to Berez?”

“My dear lady! We are mighty heroes. We have dealt a blow to the devil Strahd! We are one step closer to defeating him for good. You should all rejoice this day!”

“See the symbol the Morninglord gives!” Cornelius preached, “it is his blessing on this town!”

Clarence telepathically said to Cornelius, “Brother, this isn’t helping...”

“Do you have any better fucking ideas?” Cornelius hissed back. Clarence shrugged, gesturing towards the abbey.

Paris continued. “Yes, we brought Ireena here knowing she was pursued by Strahd, but in the full knowledge we could protect- oh, wait, she’s dead... Um. Sometimes… Sometimes heroes have to make difficult choices. And those choices today have led to an incredible result, and you will all be safer today because of our actions.”

Anika Krezkova was not impressed. At all. “I took your money to let you into this town. I’m a woman of my word- I won’t cheat you. But you are not welcome here. If you’re still in this town come nightfall, there will be serious consequences.”

Cornelius stepped up to the woman, leaning over her. “Look. We’ve had a stressful day. We came to your town to receive the blessing of your waters. This I have done, and I have the symbol to prove it. Our friend has died-“

“You broke your word,” she interrupted coldly. Cornelius ignored her.

“We’re going to lay her body to rest in the abbey, and then we’re going to leave. We will continue our mission, and we will defeat Strahd once and for all. And when we have done so, you will find the Bullingdon Boys have no thanks to give to the people of Krezk. Paris, Clarence, Dickie; we’re leaving.”

Cornelius turned on his heel and strode off, the Bullingdon Boys on his heels.

“I don’t care about your dead friend,” Krezkova’s voice followed them, “I don’t care about your friend. You had better be gone by nightfall.”

…

“Why did you tell her the truth?” Clarence moaned as they swiftly headed towards the path leading up to the abbey. A pair of fur-hatted, spear-wielding guards trailed them from a safe distance.

Cornelius turned his angry gaze on his brother. “Do you have another suggestion as to what we should have said?”

“I don’t know… lie?”

“Clarence, if you don’t know, then shut up! We’re going to bury Ireena in the abbey, then we’re going to go to this treasure trove and get the magic sword, and then we’ll defeat Strahd. We should all look to the future- because the future is bright for the Bullingdon Boys!”

“The future is bright, the future is Bully!” Paris quipped.

“Indeed. Bully! Bully! Bully!”

“Oi! Oi! Oi!”

The guards didn’t follow them as they started up the switchback road leading up the cliff face to the abbey. The path was gravel and loose rock; the ascent, slow, and somewhat treacherous. The air grew colder as they climbed. The bells of the abbey began to toll; gentle peals ringing down from the clifftop. But beneath the sonorous chime, on the very edge of hearing, a discordant clamour; a hint of baleful screams and gibbering laughter.