Session 8 - Wachterhaus

7th Day of the 3rd Quarter of the Moon of Songs, Season of Wines, Year 766.

Days in Barovia: 3. A half-moon rises.

Cards on the Table

 “How do you feel about killing the baron?”

In the parlour of Wachterhaus, Lady Wachter’s question was met by a silence unusual for the Bullingdon Boys. After a long moment, Paris was the first to speak.

“Um… Excuse me? Did we mishear you, my lady?”

The lady noted their reticence. “Well, maybe not kill him. But certainly overthrow him. Depose him. Dethrone him. I don’t know how much time you have spent in his company, but the man is a bumbling idiot completely divorced from reality. He is no more fit to lord over Vallaki than those dogs that trail him everywhere.

You are in a unique position – you are strangers to Vallaki, yet you have the baron’s trust it seems, and have been welcomed into his home. You are in a perfect position to bring about a change in regime.”

She looked each of them in the eye, and waited for a response. It was Cornelius who spoke:

“I believe my friends and I may require some time to confer amongst ourselves before we make this decision, my lady.”

“Well, that is completely understandable! I’m sure I may have shocked you. I suggest you sit and discuss it over dinner. Don’t be rash, sit there a while, partake of my food and wine and ponder my offer. If you help me overthrow the baron there will be rich rewards for you. Better than any you will find in his service.”

Lady Wachter then excused herself, informing the party that they were not her only guests that evening.

Once she was gone, Paris asked “Do you think she might be listening?”

“Almost certainly,” Dickie replied. “I wonder who her other guests are?”

Dickie started to look for peepholes and through keyholes to see if they were being spied on. Cornelius kept his gaze on the large portrait of a smirking nobleman above the hearth, to see whether its eyes followed him suspiciously. They found no eyes lurking behind the keyholes of the three doors out of the room.

The door closest to the large dining table opened and a servant pulled a trolley of silver platters through. Seeing the party standing around the room, he shrugged and began placing the fare on the table; mutton and beets and other vegetables, and fine wine. Once done, Cornelius told him to clear off so the servant couldn’t spy on them.

“We seem to be caught up in some sort of revolution!” Paris said, as Cornelius took up a glass of wine.

“It doesn’t sound like a revolution, Paris. Just some jockeying amongst the nobles. I think we can turn this to our advantage. Everybody gather round.”

Cornelius posited that if the baron were to die, his fortune would be inherited by his son; they should be able to convince the naïve boy into making Clarence his heir, and then have him join them on their journey… Where he might have a tragic accident. Thus leaving Clarence, and by extension the Bullingdon Boys as a whole, with the fortune of the baron.

“You’ve escalated this rather a lot, milord.”

Paris was shocked. “Killing the baron is one thing, he doesn’t seem like an awfully good ruler, but killing a child? Surely there’s got to be some more simple way.”

Clarence too disliked this plan. “The child has considerable talent. Talents I would… Not wish to see wasted.”

“Fine!” Cornelius said, throwing his hands up. “We kill the baron, and convince Victor to pay an exorbitant fee for his magic training, leaving him bankrupt and us rich.”

“Do we really have to kill the baron?” while lacking many scruples, Paris was not murderous. “He’s a strange man, but does he really deserve to die? Is there some other way we could depose him in exchange for the money?” He looked at the faces of his companions. “Dickie, back me up, come on.”

“He may not have to die… I’d rather not kill the man,” Dickie said, after a moment of thought. “It seems to me quite likely that there are other ways to disenfranchise a ruler.”

“All things have their end,” Clarence intoned.

“What about your honour?” Paris asked. “Killing nobility is a dangerous precedent.”

Cornelius pointed out that Ismark and Ismark’s father were both dead nobility, they were intending to kill Strahd, and that nobility dying was probably pretty common considering the type of place Barovia is.

Seeing his party were not keen on the murder plan, Cornelius presented an alternate. “We reveal Lady Wachter’s plans to the baron, taking a significant reward from him, and perhaps being granted the lady’s property as a reward for revealing a dangerous traitor. Or! A third alternative: we send Dickie out right now to rummage the lady’s jewels, run away with the most expensive things we find, and never come back to this stupid town again!”

Dickie, tiring of the conversation, stood from the table and opened the nearest door to see if they were being spied upon or perhaps if the Bones of Saint Andral were lying around. The door opened into a smoking room, sharing the hearth of the parlour/dining room. Lounging in an armchair in front of the fire, with a book open in one hand and a goblet in the other, was a man that Dickie had seen earlier that day; the man who had extended Lady Wachter’s invitation to Cornelius, the man they believe coerced Milivoj into stealing the bones - Ernst Larnak.

As Dickie opened the door Larnak looked up and said “Good evening.”

“Ah… Sorry to disturb you,” Dickie said, somewhat surprised. Larnak tipped his head in forgiveness, and Dickie shut the door.

Aware that they may well have been listened in on, the party were a little nervous about what they said.

“I suggest we accept the Lady Wachter’s offer,” Clarence spoke aloud, then telepathically to his companions: “And then betray her to the baron at the first opportunity.”

Dickie agreed. “Yes, I think accepting the offer would be best for business.”

As Cornelius suggested just beating the man up so he wouldn’t tell anyone, Clarence excused himself to the “little wizard’s room”. Finding the water closet, he began the ten-minute-long ritual to summon an unseen servant, chanting mystically.

The rest of the party decided it may be worth questioning Larnak on Wachter’s motivations and the location of the bones. Paris prepared a charm spell and threw the door open, to see the back of Ernst Larnak as he clambered out of one of the room’s windows.

“Come Ernst, I thought we were friends! Stay and chat?” Paris’ spell seemed to take no effect as Larnak looked over his shoulder and muttered “Shit.”

Cornelius flew into the room, barrelling Paris out of the way, and hauled Larnak back into the room, pinning him to the floor. “Get your hands off me!” Larnak cried, to which Cornelius replied “Don’t give orders to me, you peasant!”

Paris waved his hands in the air and called out “How about a little dose… of Truth!” and once again cast his favourite spell. Dickie resisted its effects as he entered the room, but Paris, Ernst and Corenlius were rendered unable to lie.

Larnak managed to wriggle free of Cornelius, but Paris and Dickie stood between him and the closed door. He stood, his hand going to the hilt of a long knife at his hilt, and he said “What is this? Is this how you treat the hospitality of a noble lady?”

“No,” said Cornelius, “But it’s how we treat a spy!” and punched him in the face. Twice. Larnak was knocked back to the floor, reeling.

Paris stayed Cornelius, as they needed to question Larnak. Cornelius promised “As long as he remains on the ground, no more harm will come to him.”

“We’re in the Zone of Truth man, so you know he speaks truly,” Paris explained to Larnak, who pressed himself back into the corner, holding a handkerchief up to his bloody nose.

Dickie began the interrogation. “If you just answer a couple of questions, I’m sure this can all be resolved without further unpleasantness.”

“Why should I dalk to you, when you’ve jusd come in here and assaulded me?” The words were muffled as Larnak tried to staunch the flow of blood from his nose.

“Because you are a spy!” Corenlius accused, “Listening in to our conversation and reporting it to some nefarious villain!”

Larnak gaped at Corenlius. “You’re paranoid.”

 “Why were you trying to escape out of the window, if you’re not a spy?” Paris asked.

“I overheard you talking about coming in here and beading me.”

“Ah. Fair point.”

“We were only going to beat you so you wouldn’t tell anybody about us! Will you tell anybody about us?”

“I will tell the Lady Wachder about this,” answered Larnak.

“I don’t think you want to do that. Or I will have to beat you again!” Cornelius showed Larnak his clenched fist.

Larnak protested against his treatment, and the disrespect Cornelius was showing to Lady Wachter’s hospitality. There was a knock on the door and the dour servant who had delivered their food stuck his head into the room.

“Sir, one of the guests is producing some strange noises from the water closet- oh. Excuse me.” He looked nonplussed from Cornelius to Larnak cowering on the floor. “Is everything alright, Mister Larnak?”

Larnak looked up at Cornelius stood above him with clenched fists. “Go aboud your dudies Gunder, and tell the Lady Wachder she should redurn to her guess.”

“Don’t do that!” Cornelius interjected. “You can tell the Lady everything is fine here.”

Cogs turned slowly inside the servants mind. He was used to taking orders from Larnak. But Cornelius was a legitimate nobleman. Finally the instinctive obedience to the social hierarchy won out, and Gunther bowed to Cornelius and left the room.

This distraction dealt with, Paris asked Larnak about the stolen bones.

“Lady Wachder asked me do make sure that they were- damn id! Why did I tell you thad?”

“Carry on.”

“I… I don’t wand to.”

“I think you do!” Cornelius waved a fist threateningly.

Larnak was confused and scared by the situation. “I seem to be incapable of telling a lie. I don’t know what magic you have worked, but I tell you I do not wish to betray my lady. But I also do not wish for you to punch me!”

“Why not tell me where the bones are now?”

“They’re with the Lady’s prized poddeddiond in the masder bedroo- oh, damn! Damn!”

Cornelius told Paris to heal the man’s broken nose with his magic.  Paris, not wanting to waste his magic on the man, offered him a tincture, while Larnak slurred “I think my node is broken” from behind the bloody handkerchief.

“Well that’s fine because my tinctures can’t heal a damn thing, oh shit!” caught in the Zone of Truth, Paris was hoisted on his own petard.

“I bloody knew it.” Dickie muttered.

Larnak had the bones stolen on Lady Wachter’s orders, they discovered. The Lady’s position, it appeared, was of support for Strahd Von Zarovich as the true and rightful lord of Barovia; and the Baron’s opposition to Strahd through endless festivals to make everyone happy were both traitorous and a huge waste of resources.

Meanwhile, Clarence’s chanting of “Astnahz zin-a-kull! Astnahz zin-a-kull!” as he progressed through his ritual was interrupted by a knock on the door, and the flat voice of the Wachter servant asking if everything was alright. Clarence briefly paused, told the servant he was fine and to leave him, and then continued his chanting. Moments later, the ritual completed and an ethereal spectre appeared in the bathroom. “Wait here, and after I leave the room, lock the door and keep it locked until I return.”

Clarence went exploring. He found a cloakroom. He found the kitchen, where the servant was bent in front of the fireplace; Clarence shut the door as he turned and, perfectly mimicking the voice of Dickie, apologised and said he was looking for Clarence. Clarence then disguised himself as the serving man, and returned to the dining room, finding it empty. He opened the door leading to the den, where the rest of the party were interrogating Larnak.

“What the hell have you been up to?” he sent telepathically to Clarence.

Cornelius looked around the room, and spoke in response to a question no one else heard. “We’re just talking to this man. Who I’ve punched to the floor.”

Clarence rolled his eyes, dropped the servant disguise, and telepathically messaged his brother to come out.

“Well, Clarence wants me to go now,” Cornelius said, again, apparently unprompted. Just outside the door, still within the Zone of Truth, Cornelius candidly explained the events that had passed while Clarence was in the toilet. Within the room, Dickie found suitable materials to bind and gag Larnak, and pilfered the gold cup Larnak had been drinking from. The party came up with a plan to get them access around the house: Clarence would disguise himself as Ernst Larnak, and take the rest of them on a tour of the house, while they stowed the real Larnak in the toilet room.

Open House

Knowing the bones were in the master bedroom, and not knowing when Lady Wachter would return, the Bullingdon Boys headed upstairs. These led to a hallway with walls festooned with portraits and many doors. From behind one door half way down the hall came a scratching sound. Clarence (as Ernst) tried to open the nearest door, to find that it was locked; but proved no match for Dickie’s thieves’ tools.

The door opened into a room crawling with white cats; alive, unlike those in Victor Vallakovich’s attic. The room itself was a library. Dickie caught sight of something glittering on a chain around one of the cats necks. Idly reaching down to pet the creature, Dickie’s deft fingers freed the chain and he found it held a small key.

Upon a writing desk there was an empty wine glass, a half-filled inkwell and some recently written notes. Paris picked up the topmost note, and read it aloud:

“ ‘Mirror mirror on the wall, summon forth your shade; night’s dark vengeance heed my call, and wield your murderous blade’. Wait, there’s more… beneath this rhyme it says, ‘That’s it! All the long hours in this library finally paid off. It’s funny, almost like a nursery rhyme. That foolish baron has no idea what’s right under his nose! Now I just need to get a hold of it. Or even just to steal a few minutes alone with it. And that will be the end of Vargas Vallakovich!’ Well, this is rather incriminating.”

Clarence’s astute eyes found an inconsistency in one of the book shelves, which he investigated; there was a hollow space behind it, and after a minute pushing and pulling and knocking, he found the hidden hinges that allowed the shelves to be moved, revealing a doorway into a hidden storage chamber. Within this chamber, there was a lone chest, which Clarence found to be locked. Dickie found the key taken from the cat fit the lock.

Within the chest there were bags of coin in gold and electrum. There were notarized deeds allocating parcels of land to the Wachter family, written some three centuries ago. Cornelius claimed a finely crafted wooden pipe that looked to be a Wachter family heirloom, from its presence in various portraits around the house. A leather bound treatise titled “Grimoire of the Four Quarters” was claimed by Clarence, and at the bottom of the chest Dickie found the pieces of a finely crafted suit of studded leather armour.

Paris smelt a hint of magic about the armour, and discerned that it was enchanted with some glamour or illusion magic. The detail of that enchantment would require some time spent with the armour.

“I would like to take the armour for further study,” Paris said, “don’t quote me on this, but I think it might have magical properties. I’ll let you know in due time.”

Dickie was keen to have the armour for himself. “I would be open to be using some of the share of my findings here to get a first look at this armour.”

“Well then!” said an excited Cornelius, “Let the bidding begin!”

Paris was not willing to stoop down to Dickie’s level, and refused to bid, so on Corenlius’ command he begrudgingly he gave up the armour. “Fine,” he muttered, “but you’ll never be able to use it like a true wizard would.”

The library explored and gutted, the party headed back into the hallway. Wanting to avoid trouble, the next door they went to open was beyond the one from which the scratching was heard. As they passed by that door, they heard a quiet voice saying something like “Can little kitty come out to play?”, but they ignored the voice and went into the next room. This was a small bedroom, a quick investigation of which divulged nothing of particular interest.

The door across the hall from this, once Dickie defeated the lock, opened to reveal the room they were looking for – the master bedroom. A framed family portrait above the hearth showed the Lady Wachter, a husband, two sons and a baby girl in the father’s arms. From other paintings and the lady herself, this would have been painted a dozen years ago or more.

Stretched out on one side of the large canopy bed was the body of a man, dressed in black finery and with two copper pieces placed upon his eyes. Clarence found the body devoid of signs of life, additionally free of bite marks on its neck, which Cornelius made sure he check for.

Disturbed, Dickie went to the far end of the room and searched the large closet there. Among shelves of fancy footwear and fine garments there was a black, hooded, ceremonial robe, and on a high shelf, he found a small iron chest. He hauled the chest down – it matched the description of the chest containing the sacred bones given by Father Petrovich the night previous. Opening the chest confirmed it contained some old human remains.

They had their prize, and apart from a jewellery box that Dickie pocketed, there seemed to be nothing left on this floor for them. Cornelius didn’t want to waste time getting the bones back to the church, but Paris was intrigued by the strange voice and scratching coming from the room across the hall. Clarence pointed out that it had been a profitable expedition so far, and he could summon forth his floating disk to move the bones with ease. He began chanting.

Dickie went to the occupied room, and put his eye to the keyhole – then swiftly jerked away as he saw an eye pressed to the other side. “Agh, there’s someone out there!”

“Can little kitty come out and play?” the high-pitched voice raised the hair on their necks. “Little kitty is sad and lonely, and promises to be good this time, she really does!”

“That,” said Dickie, “sounds dangerous.”

“Sounds like she’s mad, not dangerous.” Paris said, and prompted Dickie to open the door.

He bent to the task. As he worked the lock open, a voice came from the top of the stairs at the far end of the hall.

Skeletons in the Closet

“I’d really rather you just let her be, if it’s all the same to you.” Fiona Wachter looked disappointed.

“Who is behind this door, Lady Wachter?” Cornelius demanded.

“It is my daughter, Stella.”

“Stella?” Paris recognized the name – carved onto the bottom of the toy they had found the gravedigger’s sister playing with. “And why is your daughter locked up?”

“Because the baron’s son drove her insane. She is a danger to herself, and those around her, and unfortunately I must keep her locked in that room, for her own sake. So I would rather if you left her be.”

Cornelius provided and excuse for their presence, prompted by his brother telepathically. “We heard the scratching, and came to investigate!”

 “I am sure.” Lady Wachter’s reply was flat. “I see that when I left you at dinner, rather than think about my offer and come to a decision, you preferred to poke around my house and assault my servants. But still, I beseech you: help me overthrow the baron. Give me one more opportunity to convince you.”

Lady Wachter explained again how the Baron wasted the town’s resources in endless festivals that did not make anyone happy, and wasted the towns resources; how he punished and oppressed the people of Vallaki for trivial offences; and how one of his son’s failed magical experiments had shattered her daughter’s mind.

She admitted to taking the bones, and to being a servant of Strahd, who was the rightful lord of the land; but she beseeched Cornelius give her one chance to convince him. She claimed to have irrefutable evidence that would change his mind.

He was not convinced. “She’s a friend of our enemy, who murdered Ismark. Who assaults Ireena, time and time again. If we aid her, we are aiding Strahd himself! We should clap her in irons and take her to the baron, exposing her for the traitor she is.”

However, Dickie and Paris considered it may be in their interest to hear the lady out. After some discussion they decided to see what she had to show them. Clarence finished his ritual and re-joined them, the relic carried behind him by a floating magical disk.

Lady Wachter led them down the stairs, and back through the parlour, Ernst Larnak, now freed from his restraints, glared at them as they walked by. She led them through the servants quarters and into a storeroom, where she revealed a secret door hidden in what seemed like a seamless section of wall. More stair led down into the bowels of the house, into a large root cellar with a dirt floor. Through a door open to another room came the flickering light of candles and the muttering of voices.

Lady Wachter came stopped in the middle of the cellar. “You would call me a traitor and support the baron Vargas Vallakovich; when he betrays his true lord, the lord of this land.” As she turned on Cornelius with these words, she waved her hand in front of her and intoned, “Restless dead arise, and destroy these traitors!”

The earth of the cellar floor began to shift and move as fleshless hands reached up, and ten skeletons pulled themselves from the soft ground, wicked rusting swords in their hands. Two skeletons arose directly in front of Lady Wachter, who slipped away into through the open door which closed behind her.

Paris screamed in fear, and intuitively channelled the noise into a thunderous blast that severely rattled three of the skeletons. “Um, a-ha! Feel my magical wrath!” Paris cried, trying to save face. Cornelius dove in fists flying, but his blows scattered off rotten armour. Dickie moved up beside his master, and deftly thrust his rapier through a hollow eye socket, knocking the skull off one of the rattled skeletons which collapsed into a pile of bones.

Half of the skeletons pressed in against Cornelius and Dickie, as the others approached Clarence and Paris. A rusty blade nicked Paris’ ribs, but Clarence managed to avoid their blows and summoned a suit of spectral, frosty armour. A skeleton slipped inside of Dickie’s guard and delivered a vicious blow, driving the wind from the manservant.

“What did I do, what did I do?” Paris muttered, trying to remember the spell he cast in the attic earlier. “Obey me, oh earth!” and around him the ground shook, tumbling the skeletons around him and throwing Clarence from his feet as well.

Cornelius, now surrounded, was undaunted, scattering the bones of two of the undead assailants with his bare fists. “See, milord? I knew this would raise your mood!” Dickie quipped, his rapier finishing off another skeleton. “We get to smite some evil. You like smiting evil, milord!” Cornelius’ mood did not look raised; his eyes burned with rage.

Paris continued to be pressed, as the skeletons around him climbed to their feet. As he was struck once more, he cried out “You dare attack the mighty Paris Digby?!” and the skeleton was momentarily engulfed in flame, blackening its undead bones. Two took the opportunity to lash out at Clarence as he rose to his feet, and as their blows struck the ice-magic of his enchantment froze them in place and they shattered. Laughing maniacally, Clarence cast a hex on the nearest skeleton, followed a blast of eldritch energy which missed wildly.

Cornelius ducked and weaved against a skeleton’s attack while Dickie was struck again. “Feeling a bit hot under the collar, are we?” Paris mocked the charred skeleton, still stood before him. Cornelius destroyed another assailant, Dickie’s rapier passed through the empty space between some ribs, a sword in a skeletal hand stuck Cornelius, Clarence bludgeoned the hexed skeleton into bone-dust with his staff, and Paris drew the seldom-used sword at his hip, said “Um… En guarde?” closed his eyes and flailed. When his eyes opened, the skeleton before him was no longer animate, much to his surprise. Dickie slipped over next to him and said “Let me show you how to use it,” and slew the final skeleton.

With the battle against the restless dead won, Cornelius stalked over to Paris, anger written on his face. “Another victory for the Bullingdons! Ugh-“ Paris crumpled as the dispossessed marquis punched him in the gut. The wizard coughed and spluttered, finally managing to whimper “You call that a punch, you big girl?”

“In case you have forgotten, Paris Digby, I am Cornelius Pfeffil Bullingdon the third. I am the marquis of Saxonia, and I will not be questioned by manservants and two-bit hedge wizards any more!”

“But we, we bested the skelet-“

“We wouldn’t have had to best any skeletons if we’d apprehended Lady Wachter at the top of the staircase, as I wanted.”

As Clarence and Dicky went to investigate the door through which Lady Wachter had disappeared, it was flung open to reveal the lady, saying “And now my friends, you see how my minions have destroyed- oh.” Dickie struck without hesitation and as his blade sunk into her midrift, Clarence blasted her with fell energy and she crumpled to the floor in a sprawl. “No… wait…”

Behind her in the room were four figures in black hooded robes. Cornelius strode in, and his fist connected with the jaw of the nearest figure, who dropped out cold.

“Surrender yourselves,” Dickie commanded, his blade at the neck of the fallen Wachter. “You’ve lost this!”

“Don’t kill her!” a woman’s voice came from one of the black cowled figures, as three still conscious held their hands up in surrender. “We weren’t doing anything wrong!”